FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 9, 2005
Tucson, AZ - Drew "The Master" Fickett, the Ultimate Fighter sponsored by the eternally- controversial game developer/publisher Running With Scissors, boosted his record in mixed martial arts (MMA) combat to an impressive 27-3-0. Attacking his opponent with the relentless ferocity of the Postal Dude himself, Fickett scored a lightning fast first round triumph over the highly-respected Josh "The Dentist" Neer (13-2-1) with a rear choke-out two minutes into the first round of their match at last Saturday's "Ultimate Fight Night" broadcast on Spike TV.
Doing battle on the first-ever live, non-PPV broadcast of a UFC event, Fickett showed everyone his raw gut appeal, entering the octagon clad in his Running With Scissors and POSTAL colors at Las Vegas' Cox Pavilion and totally dominating Neer.
Known as "The Master" because of his expertise in all aspects of MMA, Fickett smiled when asked if his nickname should be changed to "The POSTAL Master" but appeared dead serious when asked if he was headed to a famous West Coast amusement park following his impressive victory. "No way I'm going to Disneyland," he responded. "I'm going home to play some POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend! My brother won't let me play computer games while I'm in training."
"The Dentist," a respected MMA fighter, had originally been scheduled to take on Jayson "Mayhem" Miller during the "Ultimate Fight Night" broadcast, but Mayhem demurred, creating the ideal opportunity for the RWS-sponsored Fickett, who was obviously still pumped after choking out Utah's Brandon Melendez at last month's "Ring of Fire 18: River Valley Rumble" event halfway through their first round.
"We're really proud of Drew," affirmed Running With Scissors champion Vince Desi. "He's local [Fickett is from Tucson, Arizona, also home to RWS], he's a legitimate fan of our games and he can seriously hurt people. What more could you ask for in a POSTAL spokesman?"
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