FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 27, 2007
Tucson, AZ: "It's been ten years of hard fun," Running With Scissors CEO Vince Desi mused with regard to the new POSTAL: 10th Anniversary Collector's Edition. "We were determined to make this something really special; something that offered everything a decade of this franchise could muster in one package. Incredibly, we succeeded. This is a genuine cereal killer - it's the absolute mother load of game swag!"
The 10th Anniversary Collector's Edition is ten years of Going Postal in a cereal box - Postal KrotchyO's, to be precise. The box features the Postal Dude's smiling face as he gives the thumbs up to his dog Champ, who is busily wolfing down a box of his own KrotchyO's. The reverse side of the faux cereal box contains a series of pencil puzzles based on the POSTAL Universe. Inside the box is the most incredible collection of content ever to be published as a video game product. Among the items: the original POSTAL & POSTAL Plus; POSTAL 2: Share the Pain; POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend; four classic user mods (including A Very Postal Christmas and Eternal Damnation); a dozen videos; the "Music to Go Postal By" CD; 10 sets of Postal Babe photos, POSTAL Comics; Posters and POSTAL 3 concept art and preview screens.
And just like a hungry whore, the swag keeps on coming
Included with every copy of POSTAL: 10th Anniversary Collector's Edition is the POSTALforms Destruction Set-a stickum playset featuring the backdrop of Paradise, AZ as well as vinyl POSTAL characters in various poses as well as the props (such as the classic Cat Silencer, Shovel, and Streams of Urination) that will be intimately familiar to fans of the series. Users can position these characters and props anywhere on the Paradise landscape for hours of mindless fun (and the irresistible opportunity to produce your own animated POSTAL film). Finally we have it on Good Authority that one Very Special copy of the 10th Anniversary Edition contains a Golden Ticket to attend this year's edition of the long-legendary Running With Scissors Christmas Party.
THIS IS A LIMITED PUBLICATION - ORDER NOW FOR CHRISTMAS!
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