Jupiter, FL.-February 24, 2011- Rude Gameware, a gaming company that will almost always plead the Fifth, learned this week that delivery of its Fierce Laser Mouse V2 had been held up by a US Customs, who were hesitant to allow the device into the country for fear of shifting the playing field for online gamers . While the "official" word is that "weather" played a major part in delaying the amazing new gaming device's arrival on our shores, an anonymous tipster divulged that authorities actually delayed the shipment themselves. They were extremely concerned that the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2, which now sports an overpowered 5000 DPI laser engine with lighting response time of only 1 millisecond, is simply too powerful to be in the hands of civilian gamers. Rude Gameware is pleased to announce that they have negotiated the release of the Fierce Laser Gaming Mice V2, and they're now on route to retailers everywhere.
Features of the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 include:5000 DPI Laser Engine 1000 Hz polling with 1 millisecond response time Onboard memory to save your modifications 7 independently programmable buttons and macro support Adjustable weights Zero-acoustic ultra smooth Teflon feet Always-On mode On the fly sensitivity DPI adjustment (no driver needed) LED DPI Indicator Gold plated USB connector for maximum conductivity 7 foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Included customization software
"We've never really bought into crazy conspiracy theories before," said Michael Epstein, Chief Rude Officer. "But after someone tipped us off to some documents posted recently on WikiLeaks, we believe our gaming mice were temporarily appropriated for some crazy congressional LAN party. We're pleased to report, however, that gamers now have free and unrestricted access to the very best gaming mouse technology has produced to date."
Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 is now available throughout North America and select international retailers for a suggested retail price of $49.95. For more information, please visit www.rudegameware.com
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